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Refund policy

 No Returns. Only Vibes, Peas, and Love.

Here’s the thing:
The moment you place an order, a team of trained crocs (yes, we have a pond) performs a secret ritual and inducts you into Club Nuts™.

We can’t undo that.
Returning a pack would destabilize the Snack–Time Continuum and possibly summon the ghosts of Hawkins and Sagan.

So yeah. No returns. Only vibes. Peas. Love. And cashews.

PS: we don’t do peas (yet)