Assorted Pack of 5

Here's a snack mix that refuses to whisper. Manic macadamias lead a riotous squad of almonds, cashews, and pistachios — all seasoned with a rebellious sprinkling of Italian oregano that slaps your taste buds awake.

This isn’t your polite, dinner-party nut mix. These nuts are loud, opinionated, and slightly unhinged. Every bite is a crunch symphony:
macadamias crashing the percussion, almonds and cashews harmonising
chaos, pistachios stealing the show like they own the place.

Perfect for: plotting your next life move, munching while eavesdropping on drama, or just reminding your taste buds who’s the boss.

PACKED WITH MAGNESIUM. TO KEEP YOUR CHAOS GOING STRONG!

These berries don’t ask for permission. Dried cranberries, blueberries, goji berries, black currants, and turkey apricots — a gang of tangy, sweet, no-nonsense troublemakers — crashing through your snack bowl like they own the joint. Criminally addictive. No politeness. Just pure, unapologetic berry chaos.

Every handful is a berry heist - tangy punches, sweet kicks, sneaky zings, and a little wink of “you didn’t see that coming.” Snack them while planning your next escape, plotting minor
mischief, or just letting your taste buds run riot.

SWEET, TANGY AND SECRETLY UNSTOPPABLE.

Sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, watermelon seeds, and sesame seeds - all roasted, tangled, and thrown together in a lime chilli mashup that doesn’t know when to quit. This mix is a full-blown flavour party gone sideways: tangy lime crashing in, chilli kicking up the volume, seeds dancing on your tongue without a care for the chaos cops.

Every handful is a punchy, zesty surprise - bold, roasted, and slightly unhinged. With an immunity boost that will make you alien attack proof! Perfect for snacking at your own risk for elevating late-night mischief, or just reminding yourself that subtlety is overrated.

IRON TO SHIELD YOUR MISCHIEF. ZINC TO KEEP IT SHARP.

Walnuts, pumpkin seeds, cashews, and tangy dried cranberries — all drenched in a lemon-pepper punch that hits like a confetti cannon at 3AM. Crunchy, zesty, and unapologetically loud, this mix storms your mouth with a swirl of citrus, spice, and gives your brain a workout.

Every handful is a flavour explosion - sparks flying, senses buzzing, and your snack drawer making a call to its life coach. Perfect for snacking mid-chaos, during spontaneous kitchen dance-offs, or while staring down Monday like a boss.

LOADED WITH OMEGA 3. SHARP ENOUGH TO UNCLOG THE FOGGIEST MIND.

Dark chocolate chips, zesty orange peels, black currants, dried cranberries, goji berries, almonds, and pecans - a gang of flavour rebels with a taste for trouble. Sweet. Bitter. Tangy. Juicy. Crunchy. None of it plays by the rules.

This mix isn’t just delicious - it’s your anti-aging secret. Each bite is a rogue elixir of youth - keeping your spark alive, your energy high, and making sure club bouncers keep asking for your ID. Sneak it in at meetings, late-night adventures, or just when you want to prove that your snack game refuses to grow up.

PACKED WITH VITAMIN E. BECAUSE GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.